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Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML


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On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by fannylover (woman) - United States (New York)

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You should have told her to suck your dick for a 3rd one.

#3 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:36pm by Gucci_Girl

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...somethings never change. a teacher in the classroom is like Joesph Stalin. if you stand up to him/her, you will disappear.

#23 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:47pm by texas_justice

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