Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML

by missunlucky / 02/17/2010 at 7:24pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • You sure it was piss? Maybe you were working the zipper for too long :]

    #2 - On 02/18/2010 at 3:23am by dacho

    See in context

  • Apparently you also pulled his underwear down with your teeth.

    #5 - On 02/18/2010 at 3:24am by Nakedsquirrel

    See in context