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Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML
You sure it was piss? Maybe you were working the zipper for too long :]
Apparently you also pulled his underwear down with your teeth.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015