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Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML


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On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Why would you say the usual? Even my regular hairdresser of 15 years has a lot of customers and I always have to make sure she knows what I want to get for a haircut. I would never say the usual. Your loss.

#5 - On 02/17/2010 at 10:02am by beachycat

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This means someone else REGULARLY gets a mullet cut. FTL.

#11 - On 02/17/2010 at 10:21am by epictrollathon

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