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Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60548) - you deserved it (5427)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.

#5 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:08pm by weinerdog

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More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?

#2 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:07pm by Demon

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