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Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML
Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015