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Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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What kind of idiot puts poptarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!

#3 - On 02/14/2010 at 5:40pm by Nyudo

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Well. That's random.

#1 - On 02/14/2010 at 5:40pm by Fabby

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