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Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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And this is bad how? Swich the signs back, and then politely tell her she is in the wrong restroom. Simple as that...Unless you had already been going..?

#2 - On 02/12/2010 at 5:43pm by hawkie409

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She has probably never saw a urinal before and thought it was a fancy French toliet you squat on. OP, did you get granny bitch-slapped? Just wondering...

#3 - On 02/12/2010 at 5:43pm by saranottelling

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