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Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22867) - you deserved it (4845)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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you forked yourself ... who hasn't

#6 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:18pm by angry_girl

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wow. was there penetration or was it like softcore porn?

#7 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:18pm by maskedman

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