Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18332) - you deserved it (4297)
On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)
tammyg's life also sucksToday, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my…
CatWoman also deserved itToday, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
you forked yourself ... who hasn't
#6 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:18pm by angry_girl
See in context
#3 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:15pm by awesome576
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Top of the page
You must have an FML account to comment.
Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!
All illustrated FMLs
Monday 17 June 2013
The whole blog
© 2008-2013 by
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: Follow the FML Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia