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Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15997) - you deserved it (3448)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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