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Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by Kev (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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hey its free food u should go!

#8 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:20pm by ava3dg

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I can only see the FML if the food was disgusting, otherwise — free lunch! In my country they'd call the police if I tried to move in on some homeless people's free food, which is only fair. But if you're invited...

#22 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:51am by Shadowbird

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