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Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
Isn't that a good thing? I mean-- if you can make someone laugh, you can make them do anything, right? Funny women are a rarity, and you farting while looking sexy is hilarious.
I would have laughed too and asked you out because that would be the funniest freaking thing ever. I couldn't wait to see what you did next, though. BTW, don't stress it that much. Passing gas is a regular thing it appears, and most people don't mind. It's "funny" but not if you're nasty about it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014