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Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk towards his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking & asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21628) - you deserved it (10095)

On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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