Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13676) - you totally deserved it (2274)
On 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by annony-moose - Sent from mobile version
(0)Hey OP the same thing Happened to me. Refridgerate the Charms, protect them from Weevils.
#11 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm by GeoThermalSleuth
(0)wow, how really is this an FML. first, u didn't even eat them, so no harm done. second, this Is nature, u leave something out to long, things will grow in it. if this was even close to an FML YDI
(0)nasssssstyyy! :D ugh sorry I'm pregnant and have nothing but cereal cravings and if I had to open a box up to tht I would just
cry! dood u really have to eat more haha
#85 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:19pm by drunastunamazing
(0)@110- Dude, not cool. The orphans in Africa are in a horrible situation. There's nothing to laugh at there. Consider what you're posting. And, yeah, they might enjoy it. Don't you find that sad at all?
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you "went to the kitchen"? what were you ever doing out of it???
#4 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:28pm by Bugatti_Veyron
(+3)no gender specified ... OP could be a dude. you FAIL.
#12 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:33pm by stillxsearching
(+2)Brilliant. Not only do they use the stupidly old and unoriginal kitchen joke, they use it on someone who might not even be a woman. Dumbest FML comment ever?
#37 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:10pm by BritishHobo
(0)Are you trying to say women belong in the kitchen because they need to make sandwiches? Chances are that if OP is a man than you could be gay. Maybe you are, maybe you aren't. Or you don't really care about the gender of the creature that makes your sandwich. Which is slightly disturbing.
#64 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:43pm by Ajjas013
(0)alright: if it was a woman - make me a sammich!
if it was a dude - thats nasty!
happy now???
#65 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:47pm by Bugatti_Veyron
(0)If she's making me a sammich then yeah. I wasn't really offended, I just felt like posting that comment. We're cool right?
#67 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:50pm by Ajjas013
(0)ajjas013....shut the fuck up and go make me a sandwich bitch!
#76 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:37pm by p00nhandler
(0)Guys don't make as good a sandwich as a girl will ever make.
#81 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:00pm by Ajjas013
(+1)#99 is right. And to my experience, girls make much better sammiches.
#106 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:46pm by Ajjas013
(0)Funny how everybody is arguing about sandwiches but I just get hungry while reading the comments. Haha :D
(0)Like a boll weevil? I'm not even 100% sure what that is but it sounds disgusting and somehow preventable.
#5 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:28pm by ImaginaryFoe
(-1)i didnt find your comment sexist at all, nor was it funny. you need to work on your material.
#105 - On 02/07/2010 at 2:32am by organisedchaos
(0)Just pour the milk and pretend you didn't see it. Yummy.
No, but check the rest of your food quick!
(0)I guess they were there for extra protein. Hope there was other food to choose from.
#15 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:38pm by heartlessagony
(+1)NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD????
Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...
#16 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:38pm by saranottelling
(+1)You found weedles in your cereal? QUICK PUT THEM IN YOUR POKEBALLS!!!
#28 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:52pm by DeathSticks
(0)Holy heck, that's down right disgusting. Also, @ effthis, they are after the lucky charms! XD
#29 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:52pm by xxkoneko444xx
(0)@49 I totally agree I've always thought they were cute ~ ~ ~
#91 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:42pm by kelleyb323
(0)Yea I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. That is absolutely awful
#32 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:59pm by Seventytimeseven
http://www.srgc.org.uk/bulblog/log2004/101104/Vine%20weevils.jpg
^^^ those are weevils...
#35 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:07pm by teeshadeshon
(0)They kind of look like maggots. Or mutated sperm cells that come to life! Or... Maggots. It depends how you look at it. But either way there's a good way to look at this and a bad:
Good: You save a damn lot of money on sprinkles. (A lot of money compared to the time of the Great Depression) And you have the enjoyment of eating mutated sperm. At least you don't have pubes in your food. Be thankful
Bad: You have to buy some more cereal.
#59 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:21pm by Ajjas013
(0)I'll bet those weevils devoured that annoying leprechaun that comes in every box. (As opposed to the disgruntled employee that comes in every box, in a different way.)
(0)No, I kind of liked that leprachaun... It's those stalker kids that chase him that bother me.
#58 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:17pm by Ajjas013
(0)Because you can never get a good answer from google...
#68 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:52pm by CallMeHush
(0)Weevils are like the badasses of the insect world. Their name even sounds cool. :o)
#72 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:17pm by CyclonePsycho
(0)I know! The Lucky Charms reference was pretty awesome, too. OP, you're an utter winner. Only the greatest of men have both weevils and Lucky Charms.
#75 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:34pm by CyclonePsycho
(0)So you're saying only the greatest of men have bugs in their cereal?
#82 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:04pm by Ajjas013
(0)I see they released the YuGiOh edition of Lucky Charms...
#51 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:00pm by TheLetterZero
(-1)Hold up a second OP. You found hundreds of Pokemons in your cerial? That doesn't seem like an FML. I would've starting pwning some of those weevil with my charizard.
#52 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:01pm by rhi_pwnz_n00bz
(0)To all those talking about Pokemon - just because you didn't know weevils existed until you started watching Japanimation doesn't mean they aren't actual insects
#53 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:07pm by Flounder
(+3)You have Man-eating humanoids in you cereal?!? Quick some one call Torchwood!
#60 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:26pm by crazyanimeyaoifn
(0)I had no idea what weevils were until I just read this, and googled images of them. I think they're kind of cute to be honest. But I definitely would NOT think they were cute if they were invading my cereal.
What I really love are ladybugs, but I would find them disgusting too if I found them invading my food :P
#89 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:35pm by purplesucker
(0)~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Weevil invasion! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
#90 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:37pm by kelleyb323
(0)ewww dude that's nasty get the containers that cereal can go in like rubbernaid so shyt stays fresh and keeps unwanted animals o in ur case weevils OUT lol
#94 - On 02/07/2010 at 12:19am by NekaB
lmao @ #28, haha that's what I was thinking!......Ha, wow I'm such a nerd... :/
#95 - On 02/07/2010 at 12:19am by HolyShitNuggets
(0)it's called roll the bag shut. it bugs the hell out of me when people don't close what they open. YDI
#96 - On 02/07/2010 at 12:33am by jollykilla704
(0)quick! use a pokeball to catch one! it evolves from sneasel and can learn night slash and dark pulse! ;D
#100 - On 02/07/2010 at 1:24am by kirakira333
(0)sometimes my mom finds these moth-like things in the flour (she gets a 5lb bag and uses a chip-clip to close it - not very effective) they get in the opened boxes of uncooked spaghetti and noodles too.. i've never seen beetle-like bugs before though
#118 - On 02/09/2010 at 8:29am by princessjess420
