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I agree, your life sucks (7032) - you deserved it (35049)
On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my…
jk2010 also deserved itToday, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since…
Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.
#5 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:56pm by Freeze
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+15 | 16
Haha awkward! :p
#2 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:55pm by LMA0
+8 | 5
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