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Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19957) - you deserved it (4427)

On 02/03/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by cogu - Sent from mobile version

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That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.

#19 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:19pm by KindaMay_BInLove

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You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!

#46 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:04pm by saranottelling

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