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Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36909) - you deserved it (2976)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)

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I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke...

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that."

They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."

As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??"

"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

#11 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:47am by mcgangbang

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Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/

#2 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:24am by MermaidSongXOXO

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