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Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14897) - you deserved it (4612)

On 02/01/2010 at 8:45am - animals - by dontbadouche - Senegal

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