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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?
drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.
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