Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

by doesnttastegood / 02/01/2010 at 5:23am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous

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  • What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

    #1 - On 02/01/2010 at 10:08am by Masochistic

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  • drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

    #12 - On 02/01/2010 at 10:16am by skyeyez9

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