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Today, I found out thathilst I was asleep last night, mah boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out thathenever he unlockd a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes an putting it in mah mouth. FML
What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?
drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.
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Friday 27 March 2015