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Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4103) - you deserved it (57016)

On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)

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