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Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4291) - you deserved it (38970)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

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Committing insurance fraud means you could REALLY get rear-ended. In prison.

#3 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:24am by Adam_B

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Bwhahahhahahaha!

Amazing #3, truly spectacular. xD

But yeah, your a total fucking idiot OP. You know, my grandmother was driving with my 3 cousins in the car and some guy racing coming in the other direction crashed and his car flipped over in the air and landed on top of the car behind my grandmother's. There were no survivors, my grandmother and 3 cousins could have died, but instead it was the innocent people behind them, all because of idiots like you. You 'tard.

#4 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:05pm by phiniusmaster

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