Cars, Accident and Transportation: Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By superdriver - 07/02/2011 17:46 - Mexico

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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Adam_B 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:24

Committing insurance fraud means you could REALLY get rear-ended. In prison.

phiniusmaster 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:05

Bwhahahhahahaha! Amazing #3, truly spectacular. xD But yeah, your a total ******* idiot OP. You know, my grandmother was driving with my 3 cousins in the car and some guy racing coming in the other direction crashed and his car flipped over in the air and landed on top of the car behind my grandmother's. There were no survivors, my grandmother and 3 cousins could have died, but instead it was the innocent people behind them, all because of idiots like you. You 'tard.

Comments

Zhu8 5

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:15

oh yea 4. Who can't tell the difference between somebody who crashed into something and somebody who got hit by another car?

GreeneyedWonder 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:39

Wow. Just... wow...

Herropreez17 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:24

Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? YDI.

kittles90 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:24

You're an idiot.... I hope there WERE cameras!!!!.... You'd deserve it!

CommanderBalls 10

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:49

you idiot

Army_angel28 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:14

Let us know if ya wind up in jail and if you loose your insurance. Filing a false police report will get you fined and land ya jail time. Filing false accident information with your insurance will result in your policy being cancelled!!! Your an IDIOT!!