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Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32548) - you deserved it (4832)

On 01/28/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by bw9669 - Canada (Ontario)

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You're obviously an adult, since your little sister is 19. YDI for not just saying "no, I have plans." Don't blame others because you lack a spine.

#5 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:12pm by mojo4395

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#1 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:09pm by namnams

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