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Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
Presuming he'd brought the car for you and you're still living with him, you kind of deserved it. His house, his rules, and that rule is really only in your best interest in his opinion.
When you willfully break the rules, don't come crying to FML when you see the consequences.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015