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Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

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Today I tried to be nice and make my sick girlfriend chicken noodles soup from scratch with some kfc I had but all she did was bitch about it instead of being appreciative. fml

#9 - On 01/27/2010 at 2:27pm by devildog42787

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haha gutted!!. did it taste any good?

#1 - On 01/27/2010 at 2:17pm by aaronsko

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