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Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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On 01/25/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by irishbabycakes (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.

#3 - On 01/25/2010 at 10:29am by FistPump

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Sorry to burst your bubble, but why would anyone in their right mind dress proactively for a FAMILY dinner? It's not like I was trying to impress anyone in JEANS and a HOODIE. Forgive me if my hands were my face were showing, better put my ski mask and gloves on so he doesn't get the wrong impression.

#21 - On 01/25/2010 at 11:24am by irishbabycakes

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