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Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML


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On 01/25/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by irishbabycakes (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.

#3 - On 01/25/2010 at 10:29am by FistPump

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that's not your fault,maybe his true feelings were coming out;) lol

#1 - On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am by alexsannell

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