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Man or woman?

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16625) - you deserved it (41719)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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For the win!

#1 - On 01/25/2010 at 3:27am by HeroOfWar

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You win at life.

#3 - On 01/25/2010 at 3:29am by d101

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