Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

#75556
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11174) - you deserved it (21613)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:51am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

grlks's life also sucks
Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

cynicalcindy also deserved it
Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I…

Top comments

I don't get it? How is this a FML? Are you implying you don't want boys to watch you? You should have gotten them and told them about peeping toms and why it's bad.

#2 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:32am by NofolkDude

See in context

+14 | 2

that's rather good. means that you're quite attractive when you do sport, which isn't really the case for most women ^^

#3 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:46am by anais

See in context

+10

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by