Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

by Blah / 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • You were playing with a ball that hit your balls and now your stepdad thinks you were playing with your balls when really you were only playing with one ball and you posted the whole sad story on FML... you, sir, are ballin'.

    #21 - On 01/24/2010 at 7:57pm by ScaryyMary

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  • Yea right. sounds like a poor excuse for playing with yourself

    #8 - On 01/24/2010 at 7:15pm by sourgirl101

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