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Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22206) - you deserved it (6185)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

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