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Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 1:03am - misc - by unluckymiss (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Think of it this way: he didn't recognize you, so you must not look anything like you did in High School, now. Maybe you were just a late bloomer!

#6 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:12am by tisiphone

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how could you consider this guy "an old high school friend" if thats what he said to you? obviously you werent friends, and after that i hope you told him to go fuck himself.

#9 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:21am by dmoney4

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