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Today, I had to go to court to see whether my drivers license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12020) - you deserved it (27751)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by haus (man) - United States (California)

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But you still found time to post here? YDI

#3 - On 01/19/2010 at 6:50pm by esqui

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buy an alarm clock. YDI especially if the reason you were going to court was for a DUI or something similar. If you did something stupid and dangerous enough to cost you your license for a year I'm glad you won't be on the roads!

#6 - On 01/19/2010 at 6:52pm by npk88

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