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Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27249) - you deserved it (2415)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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tell him to take you to Fosters. I want to meet Bloo.

#3 - On 01/19/2010 at 3:16am by JoshTheMaggot

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Inform him that if his "friend" is going to be sharing the place with you guys then the rent needs to be split 3 ways instead of 2. Either your roommate will have to come up with the money or he'll get mad at his "friend" for not contributing and hopefully he will evict him. :-)

#17 - On 01/19/2010 at 4:50am by Laurendorcus

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