Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
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Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML
Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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E40_fml 0
N00B.
ffmmllyaya 0
sounds fake lol the 3D wasn't that realistic
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Comments (211)
brianjman14 23
fail
humorizer 14
That's stupid. The movie wasn't even realistic; it just provided some slight depth to the background, nothing 'in your face' occurred. It seemed like you were watching an aquarium. Distant, yet had depth.
npk88 0
"Today, I saw Avatar..." = automatic YDI!
lacho95 4
wtf is wrong with avatar?? your a ******* idiot
Halive 0
Shut up you ******* retarded cocksucker
im_da_man 5
u shutup
Br8y16 0
XD!!!!!!!!
E40_fml 0
N00B.
sayyestothedress 24
OP spelled Imax wrong
nickob96 25
No he didn't...
bernicexx 0
wtf ?
legit321 0
near the middle of the movie, theres some burning ashes floating around..and to be honest it did look like it was going to land on you..but obviously it wont, so i dont blame him EPIC MOVIE BEST MOVIE EVER
TheSpoof 0
I actually thought it was a bug flying by for a second, my dad did too and started swatting at them. lol
hilda_kitty 16
I screamed. LOUD. and then everyone burst out laughing in the theater... =D
lenkab123 0
iMax is in OR
Pushofthetides 3
bernicexx is hot
LauraTheKiwi 0
;D
ffmmllyaya 0
sounds fake lol the 3D wasn't that realistic
cutiepi 0
I agree.. the movie was 3D, but it wasn't come-out-at-you 3D.....
Mookdaruch 0
You obviously didn't see it in IMAX 3D. It was epic!
ThatOneTimeLord 25
Wasn't that good
HRJ_KBH_1994 0
How? Just how? wait, nvm lol
brianjman14 23
wtf happened to my comment? lol
brianjman14 23
nah man, sorry, i got there, when i got there, it was already at 0 agreed and 0 deserved. i got the 1st deserved and first comment, and it's back. sorry man
Str3amingcolors 0
Shut up, or go home, asswhole. ) :
jem1991 0
are you replying to yourself
Greenpenguin999 7
YDI for forgetting it was a movie.
hahaha24 0
lmfao!!!! fool!
Nic_hole 0
ahhh..nice