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Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20121) - you deserved it (1336)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:28am - misc - by over_protected (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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