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Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21927) - you deserved it (1472)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:28am - misc - by over_protected (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Call them at midnight and reassure them that you're fine. And again at 3am. And again at 5:30am.

#14 - On 01/18/2010 at 2:55pm by aback

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i saw a 2 hour movie with a friend of mine once and left my car in the driveway cuz he drove... when i got out of the movie theatres i had 30 missed calls and text messages from my mom, aunt, cousin, both sisters, my dad and 3 different friends all looking for me. it had only been 2 hours!! i was 22 years old! my mom even went to my best friends house to ask for me. needless to say i never went out with him again. lol

#19 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:44pm by MissNatali886

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