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Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML


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On 01/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by Mills (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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Ouch. I wonder why he'd even bring it up. That's just going to hurt, rather than help in any way..

#1 - On 01/18/2010 at 2:05pm by GoddessDigi

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Wow! That sucks. You should go into detail about how you just found out that your pregnant, how excited you are that he's going to be a grandfather and then tell him you aborted it. That'll make you about even.

#6 - On 01/18/2010 at 2:09pm by relyo

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