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Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (2081)

On 01/18/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Nissan_David (man) - United States (Florida)

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I'm so sorry, that's extremely painful.

#1 - On 01/18/2010 at 6:11am by nancyngo

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Fuuck ... My hand hurts from reading this. D:

#4 - On 01/18/2010 at 6:14am by Iwannabetreo

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