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Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22188) - you deserved it (10808)

On 01/16/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by queenofdeath - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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Yeah, trying something risky before your first day of school was just a brilliant idea, now wasn't it?

#2 - On 01/16/2010 at 5:11pm by dbcheeseburger

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How do you guys know she's fat and ugly? You DON'T know!! Having upper lip hair doesn't mean you're fat or ugly!

Next time, remove the hair by thread or just bleach it...much easier than waxing it.

#18 - On 01/16/2010 at 6:37pm by Clearsky18

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