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Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4902) - you deserved it (24881)

On 01/15/2010 at 4:27pm - misc - by stephiexbabexx - United States (Connecticut)

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i dont know why everyones saying YDI? it was an accident, and it could have happened to anyone.

#8 - On 01/15/2010 at 8:16pm by ily1210

See in context

+2 | 9

But did you get 3G coverage in there?

#9 - On 01/15/2010 at 8:18pm by shaister

See in context

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