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Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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On 01/15/2010 at 4:27pm - misc - by stephiexbabexx - United States (Connecticut)

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The same thing happened to me when I was 10, only with my retainer. The sticky garbage didn't ever really come off and I had to get a new one.

#2 - On 01/15/2010 at 7:53pm by saranottelling

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Sucks...but you should always do the "tap" before throwing something like that away. (Check pockets for wallet/phone/etc). But you live, you learn, not really an FML..

#6 - On 01/15/2010 at 8:09pm by jennay8288

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