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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32228) - you deserved it (4324)

On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

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You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

#3 - On 01/14/2010 at 8:18pm by Luckster

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If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

#7 - On 01/14/2010 at 8:21pm by CyclonePsycho

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