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Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26372) - you deserved it (2632)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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that's because you always slept with your mistress. she never snores.

#2 - On 01/12/2010 at 3:06am by worstpersonalive

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hahahaha! oh my gosh. that's funny. fyl indeed. also, dude above me, that's just plain weird

#4 - On 01/12/2010 at 3:19am by AliceC

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