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Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18597) - you deserved it (1768)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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