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Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
That's what you get when you fish for compliments.
I would've given her the red phone even if I thought you were prettier, just because you were being so full of yourself! Girls like that piss me off.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 September 2014