Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2010 at 12:58am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

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  • That's what you get when you fish for compliments.

    #1 - On 01/09/2010 at 6:29am by lettertjes

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  • I would've given her the red phone even if I thought you were prettier, just because you were being so full of yourself! Girls like that piss me off.

    #6 - On 01/09/2010 at 6:41am by xxmollyxx

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