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Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6701) - you deserved it (25018)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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