Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (17260) - you deserved it (54568)
On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity…
Alex also deserved itToday, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before…
"so that's a no, then."
#2 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:23pm by stevesp101
See in context
"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."
#7 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:28pm by UrLifeDoesntSuck
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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