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Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20780) - you deserved it (67309)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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"so that's a no, then."

#2 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:23pm by stevesp101

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"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."

#7 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:28pm by UrLifeDoesntSuck

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