Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

#7185908
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28112) - you deserved it (2116)

On 01/06/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant.…

pissfaced also deserved it
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing.…

Top comments

I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone....right?

#3 - On 01/07/2010 at 3:17am by marshmallowmouse

See in context

+16

Demand that she replace it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.

#11 - On 01/07/2010 at 3:36am by GreenAlbatross

See in context

+16 | 3

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by