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Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35770) - you deserved it (1410)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

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