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Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

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On 01/06/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by ribbonsundone (woman) - United States (California)

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I don't get why YOU would treat your friends to something on your birthday. Usually it's the friend that treats you...

#1 - On 01/06/2010 at 10:12am by guckylynn

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It's kind of weird that their boyfriends ALL decided to show up at once...

#7 - On 01/06/2010 at 10:27am by PhillyFox

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