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Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32158) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!

#4 - On 01/05/2010 at 5:50am by MissSmiley613

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Your parents sound awfully charming.

#3 - On 01/05/2010 at 5:48am by fueledbyellie

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