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Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47495) - you deserved it (10685)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by authentic (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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I agree with #4, thats some sort of ego when you get your own name tattooed on your arm.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:42pm by Fucked4Life

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You deserved it. Artists are supposed to stencil it out and the client is supposed to check it over before they tattoo it on you.

#35 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:10pm by Lydz

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