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Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5183) - you deserved it (39127)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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