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Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25847) - you deserved it (1948)

On 12/29/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by kenzieeeee (woman) - United States (Maine)

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I really don't think it's possible for anyone to have a great time at Pizza Hut.

#6 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:26am by EloquentSilence

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She doesn't love you =(
Seriously, though, that sucks.

#3 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:07am by dudeitsdanny

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