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Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77086) - you deserved it (4257)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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that'll teach you to stay the hell away from Europe.

But seriously, would things have been different if you stayed? Be glad you didnt have to live through it all.

#1 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:26pm by Endo22

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...Wait. Your sister is pregnant.

Your brother is arrested for rape.

...

Dude, FYL for having an incestuous family!

#9 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:39pm by Attrox

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