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Today, I decided I was going to do something nice for my parents for Christmas. So, I cleaned the entire house top to bottom, baked cookies, and made them both Christmas cards. What did I get in return? They asked me to wrap my four year old sister's presents, and let me know I got nothing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23203) - you deserved it (1983)

On 12/24/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by blkchkrm (woman) - United States (Florida)

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sell her present on ebay instead?

#1 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:11am by russianspy1234

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Just remember, you get to decide which nursing home you'll pay for them to rot in.

#12 - On 12/25/2009 at 10:09am by RuralNinja

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