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Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9141) - you deserved it (20679)

On 12/24/2009 at 12:54am - misc - by homeless4Christmas (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Great job planning. Hotel Christmas!

#2 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:08am by Mutantking

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Surprise, Mum and Dad! Here's an extra five people for you to house and feed! Merry Christmas!

#37 - On 12/27/2009 at 5:03pm by Ace118

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