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Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2586) - you deserved it (26052)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:24pm - misc - by Poser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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