Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

by Poser / 12/19/2009 at 11:24pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • yep, YDI. you would risk cancer + DEATH so you can make out with some guy??

    #3 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:03am by nenagh_

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  • You don't NEED to smoke to go outside with him dumbass.

    #4 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:08am by Luckster

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