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Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4452) - you deserved it (39447)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:24pm - misc - by Poser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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yep, YDI. you would risk cancer + DEATH so you can make out with some guy??

#3 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:03am by nenagh_

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You don't NEED to smoke to go outside with him dumbass.

#4 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:08am by Luckster

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