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Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. These kids started to fight and scream at each other. I leaned next to her and said, "Man am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
don't comment on kids to someone you don't know it, if there's one thing you learn from this website its you don't do that!
Your next line should have been: Then please don't have any more. And walk away.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014