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Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. These kids started to fight and scream at each other. I leaned next to her and said, "Man am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Sardine (woman) - United States (Utah)

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don't comment on kids to someone you don't know it, if there's one thing you learn from this website its you don't do that!

#1 - On 12/19/2009 at 3:42am by kerrygirl

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Your next line should have been: Then please don't have any more. And walk away.

#12 - On 12/19/2009 at 5:27am by CallMeHush

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